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I can jump three feet high and take the time to determine what kind of snake I stepped on before I decide if I want to come back down. *** Every time a president gets shot there is a hue and a cry to take all the guns away from all the rest of us. Isn't that just like a bunch of politicians? They want to make sure that the next time a president needs doing in the assassins won't be frightened into waiting so long. |
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| Joe's self-esteem was suffering rock bottom low from the
fact his wife had just taken in a stray dog and threw him out. I reminded him that only two wives out of three
had done him that way. He said yes, but my first wife traded me
in for a stray cat and the guy at the pound made her give him a
thousand dollars to boot. *** After my stroke doctors and nurses kept hoping my coordination was improving. One morning I admitted that it was. "I still can't tell where my left foot is but now I can hit myself in the right eye with it every time I try to touch my nose." |
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to Lucy Goosey Bloopers First Class, MisPrince from Advertising Imitation Psychiatrists The atmosphere inside is sincere, earthy, and courteous. Our help is so effective that sometimes we even lull each other to sleep. After years of dedicated practice we can speak soothing, meaningless drivel on a variety of subjects. One unforgettable Sunday our church had a three-year- old
preacher, an organist who could only play one song, an altercation involving
the offering and a visiting beagle who knocked over the pulpit. It happened
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