Christmas Lists
Copyright © 2001
by Craig Lock
Dear Santa, Please give me a doll this year. I would like her to
eat, walk, do my homework, and help me clean my room. Thank you, Jenny
Dear Santa, I wish you could leave a puzzle under the tree for me. And a toy for my sister. Then she won't want to play with mine and I can have it to myself. Merry Christmas, Cassie
Dear Santa, I need a new skateboard for Christmas. The one I got now crashes too much. Band-aids would be OK too. David Dear Santa, How will you get into our house this year? We don't have a chimney and my father just installed a very expensive security system. Julie Dear Santa, My mother told me to write to you and say thanks for the train set. My dad plays with it all the time. Mike Dear Santa, I would like just one of everything. Thank you. Nancy Dear Santa, Could you come early this year? I've been really super good, but I don't know if I can last much longer. Please hurry. Love, Jordan Dear Santa, I lost my list of toys, so please just send me the stuff that you forgot from last year. Todd
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There is MUCH More to Christmas
Read The Whole Story!
| Craig Lock
has authored several books, written many articles, and migrated from South Africa to New Zealand where the sun never sets on today. One of Craig's very important "missions" is helping people to achieve their full potential in life by following their dreams. The article below is a sample of the writing Craig is capable of teaching you how to produce. Dear Santa, Would you rather I leave you cookies and milk Dad says you'd probably like the pizza.
Dear Santa, Please give me a tank, a jet fighter, 20 green soldiers,
and a bazooka gun.
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Best Wishes from the First City to see the Sun in New Zealand
Craig Lock
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Check out Craig's Creative Writing Course at http://www.nzenterprise.com/writer/creative.html
The various books* that Craig "felt inspired to write" are available at: http://www.nzenterprise.com/writer/books.html http://www.novelty-gift.com/ebooks.html and http://www.bridgeniche.com/CLOCK/zaniestbooks.htm (Free chapters)
Craig offers hard copies and e-books of his:
You will be glad to know that ALL proceeds go to needy and underprivileged children - HIS!
And now, for Craig's last bit of advice --
DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE WORLD ENDING TODAY, IT'S ALREADY TOMORROW IN "LITTLE, SCENIC AND TRANQUIL" NEW ZEALANDW ZEALANDND
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Have you enjoyed this article?
You'll chuckle over these other tidbits as well.
Camp Cody in New Mexico
It all started in
GOOD OLD CAMP CODY
An audio generated from material original to Josh Lee
Narrated by Lin Stone
The first thing you have to do before burning
anything
in
your wood fireplace is to check whether
the thermostat is turned down.
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Hooch The story of a boy and his dog, and the tigers that loved them to death. One Liners, the most popular brand of humor in America. Secrets of Success, according to Lucy Goosey Sound of Music Stories Why Julie Andrews decided to take the part. Doktor Freud had some important things to say. Bloopers First Class, MisPrince from Advertising Imitation Psychiatrists The atmosphere inside is sincere, earthy, and courteous. Our help is so effective that sometimes we even lull each other to sleep. After years of dedicated practice we can speak soothing, meaningless drivel on a variety of subjects. *** One unforgettable Sunday our church had a three-year- old
preacher, an organist who could only play one song, an altercation involving
the offering and a visiting beagle who knocked over the pulpit. It happened
this way on . . One Unforgettable Sunday.
*** Will Rogers Cuts Loose On The Armistice ** Are you sick and tired of being broke?
Maybe it is time to take this three part course in robbing banks. |
Frankie and Johnny
were sweethearts, even if Johnny was so crazy with jealousy that --
Masters of Disguise tales from
Hollywood. The Couch Potato's Credible Comeback
The Tinted Venus What do you do when Venus comes to life and will love no one, only you? Our young hairdresser wishes to run for his life. This is a complete, full sized book. Please RIGHT CLICK on the title to download your copy to your desktop. The Mad Dog, and danged if he didn't bite. The Book of Huckleberry Finn. The story of an uncivilized boy that took a runaway slave down the river. |
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