Doktor Freud

Sigmund Freud -- Doktor Freud has left behind some monumentally incriminating scientific quotes that he excavated from his private psychiatric examinations.

On a scale running from one to ten I have arranged his best efforts according to the discernible degree of latent intelligence that might be hidden in his statements.

1. From error to error one discovers the entire truth. Sigmund Freud
    
2. I cannot put up with being stared at. Sigmund Freud
    
3. The aim of all life is death. Sigmund Freud.
    
4. America is a mistake, a giant mistake. Sigmund Freud
    
5. The more the fruits of knowledge become accessible to men, the more widespread is the decline of religious belief. Sigmund Freud
    
6. We are certainly getting ahead; if I am Moses, then you are Joshua and will take possession of the promised land of psychiatry, which I shall only be able to glimpse from afar. Sigmund Freud
7. Anatomy is destiny. Sigmund Freud
    
8. Everywhere I go I find a poet has been there before me. Sigmund Freud
    
9. The goal of all life is death. Sigmund Freud Yes, I know this is the second mention of this statement, but he said it twice and this time he meant it.
    
10. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. This statement has been Attributed to Sigmund Freud for so long and so vigorously that psychiatrists are chilled by the inherent caution to their scientific pronouncements. Actually this has been traced all the way back to an imitation psychiatrist trying to bolster his reputation.